So funny when super conventionally attractive people have weird ass tumblr personality disorder and chronic poster syndrome like I’ll scroll through your blog and see some of the weirdest shit anyone has ever said and then get jump scared by a picture of the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen which is then followed by some more of the weirdest shit anyone has ever said
Spitballing with the fellas on discord and we’ve come up with a Star Trek character we want to see: A 200-year-old top Vulcan diplomat attending a function and laughing boisterously and slapping backs with everyone and then just relaxing into resting bitch face the moment nobody is watching him. He takes his job deadly seriously and studied parties extensively in the diplomatic academy. Every year he’s brushing up on new developments in party theory. He knows every party nuance you could possibly think of, for the sake of intergalactic relations. Peace in the galaxy depends on it. It’s weird but you gotta meet people where they’re at, he thinks.
Sarek fucking hates this guy and it’s 100% envy
human diplomat: [laughs at joke]
vulcan diplomat (to himself): this is great. I’m going to get a good grade in Party, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,
Top-Tier Villain Motivations
- They will be safe. It doesn’t matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.
- I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.
- Fuck any bitch who’s prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.
- Yes, Master
- Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!
- I know the terrible things these so-called “heroes” will do if I don’t stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)
- I don’t want a better future, I want a better past!
- No other way to get performance art funded these days
Very important, cannot believe I forgot:
- No other way to get academic research funded these days.
with more and more sites & hosting services banning nsfw content, being some sort of pervert becomes a moral imperative
Best Star Wars Ship - Final Round
Obikin (Obi-Wan Kenobi x Anakin Skywalker)
Codywan (CC-2224/Cody x Obi-Wan Kenobi)
The Only Important Rule To Remember:
- When there are only two ships remaining, they will face off against one another in a week-long poll to determine the victor.
Sadly, we must bid goodbye to Rebelcaptain. Allow me to salute all of the wonderful, dedicated Rebelcaptain fans who fought so valiantly for them. You got them into the final three! 🫡
…and then there were two.
This. Is. It.
It’s the battle of the Obi-Wan ships.
Will the winner be Obikin?
Or will it be Codywan?
Cast your votes for the last time to decide, once and for all… what is the best Star Wars ship of all time?
…oh, but remember, this is all just for fun! So don’t take it too seriously ;)
Happy voting, and may the best ship win!
you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out
It’s always
“When will fanfic writers update their stories?”
And never
“Does this fanfic writer have adequate enrichment to engage in writing behaviours?”
Fanfiction writers (Scriptor fictus) are intelligent animals who need plenty of enrichment as well as encouragement! If they’re stuck in poor conditions (e.g. have studies, work, have to actually write to have something written) then they require the proper enrichment to engage in more healthy behaviours, like writing. Remember, due to poor breeding and socialisation, over half of all fanfic writers suffer from low self confidence and executive dysfunction so take care of them!
Give your fanfic writers proper care. Fanfiction writers are a life long commitment.
Fanfiction writers (Scriptor fictus)
I like how this implies that fanfiction writers aren’t even in the same genus as common humans.
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good morning to all people with autism, alcoholic women, junkies, men with long hair, mechanics, schizophrenics, caffeine addicts, poor people and digital artists
Colour Psychology (For writers)
Peace and blessings upon everyone!
I hope life’s treating you well. I’m Esmeray and I welcome you to this post on my blog Dear Esmeray.
Have you ever wondered how colors can shape your readers’ experience? Today, I’ll share with you some color psychology and explore how it can enhance your writing.
Pink:
Sensitivity
Love
Kindness
Friendly
Tenderness
VulnerabilityRed:
Life
Victory
Blood
Wrath
Boldness
Danger
Passion
ViolenceBlack:
Power
Authority
Elegance
Protection
Formality
Sophistication
Mystery
Death
Boldness
Sadness
EvilOrange:
Fire
Protection
Fresh
Cheerful
Optimistic
WarmthGreen:
Growth
Renewal
Harmony
Prosperity
EnergyBlue:
Travel
Trust
Relaxation
Calm
AuthorityPurple:
Loyalty
Inspiration
Imagination
Mystery
Regal
Wisdom
Arrogance
So next time you write, consider the colors you choose – they may have more power than you think. With a thoughtful palette, you can paint your story in a whole new light. Happy writing!
With love,
Esmeray ♡
yall do realize just because something has been a target of misogynistic criticism, that doesn’t make stanning it completely uncritically in response some kind of revolutionary feminist praxis. right.
like i hate to break this to you but plenty of people who dislike taylor swift have better reasons for it than ‘she’s a successful woman’. plenty of people who dislike twilight aren’t just jumping on a decade plus-old hate train because 'teenage girls like it’. pure personal taste aside, someone pointing out the racism in your girlboss media of choice is not the same as an incel frothing at the mouth over a woman minding her own business while having fun, and you’re frankly telling on yourself if you’re equating those two people
Twitter users are defending their right to assume Picasso was a renaissance artist. Tiktok users think watching any film made outside the US makes you a snob. “Replace classic lit with YA and fan fiction” discourse is flourishing. I think we’re just living in anti intellectual times.
it’s not anti-intellectualism it’s anti-snobbery
Let me ask you this: how many “snobs” have you actually met? Because I have met many people who take interest in art history, watch vintage film or films from films from outside the US (which by the way are not all “arthouse” films), or read and cherish historically and culturally significant literature. But I have never met anyone who will treat me like I’m a bad person for watching Mama Mia or just wanting to be entertained once in a while. I have, however, met people who think art history is stupid and pointless and that those who study it deserve to live in poverty, who are xenophobic and dismissive toward any art made outside the US (or western Europe for that matter), or roll their eyes at people who read literature they consider boring because they’ve never given it a try. In fact, most of the people I know who you would consider “snobs” out of projected insecurity are cautious to bring up their interests because they think they’ll be made fun of. Is anti intellectualism “anti elitist?” At times, but it’s the sort of pseudo populism that fits comfortably within contemporary right wing discourse. Have you paid any attention to politics the last decade or so? If you are allergic to culture and new information, fine. Just don’t claim the moral high ground for it.
you could have just asked for her wig instead of snatching it like that